Monday, September 26, 2011

It Ain’t My Libtard Place


How you choose to burn the fuel you’ve by God paid for ain’t no freekin concern of mine
It ain’t none of my business how much noise your gas-powered toys jam down everbody’s ears
I shouldn’t mention that your emissions foul the air for myself and all of our descendants
I just need to shut the fuck up about your so-called recreation destroying our precious national lands

It ain’t my place to say you don’t need a shoddy but retail-outlet-sized house for 4 people
Who am I to tell you to help curb overpopulation by limiting your precious children?
How dare I suggest our traditional values to be merely some recently ginned-up political advertising?
On which socialist authority do I demand that you lose a few pounds of your pseudo-muscular fat?

I shouldn’t say that we don’t have a god-given right to cheap goods made by asian slave labor
By whose socialist decree do I try and make you go out and do some boring and stupid exercise?
It takes me a lot of gall to say your kids should learn grammar and spelling before they start texting
How dare I put the ecosystems that support us all in front of your good jobs and family welfare?

It ain’t my business if you choose to use your idling truck for an overweight personal air-conditioner
By what right do I ask you to turn down the music after you paid to get into this here campground?
it takes me a lotta cowardly nerve to say that we need to drastically reduce military spending
It’s way elitist of me to contend that you’ll only ever fight global warming with your thermostats

It ain’t my place to criticize a bailout for your over-leveraged, underwater home loan
Who gave me the authority to demand that you drive some skinny vegan electric car?
Why should I think you should take interest in world events instead of watching NFL and NASCAR?
I got no right to make you give up double meat bacon cheeseburgers or yer 40 oz, Mountain Dew

It ain’t my business that you drive alone to the cube farm in an SUV built for 8 obese adults
How dare I to mutter yer one true god don’t bless America and we really ain’t his one chosen people?
It ain’t any of my concern that Ponzi finance traders make 19000 times more than average folks
Why should I actually care if the future is over-populated, strip-mined, poisoned and always at war?

It ain’t my job to preach that we used up the resources needed to pay the debts we leave behind
Who am I to judge our closeted corporate leaders who may well be full of eternal wisdom?
Why would I think farmers know better than bonus-driven BigAg execs about sustainable methods?
What gives me the right to reset economic priorities based on junk science and fuzzy math scams?

I can’t arrest you for dropping your food wrappers and smoky butts wherever you see fit
It ain’t up to me to get all in up in your face about your comically-wornout, fairytale religions
Nobody appointed me to tell you that you waste all our resources just wasting your precious time
How can I even dare to suggest that them krauts and frenchies might possibly even have a clue?

Who told me I could pester you with this socialist nonsense of climate change and mass extinctions?
It ain’t my place to bore you with trivial details when there’s something good on the big screen
What the hell was I thinking anyway, trying to tell you what’s right and wrong for you to eat?
No need to listen when I say either all of god’s life forms have a soul or none of us actually can

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