The snowmobiles are disappearin right along with the fluffy
white stuff they was ridin on
Them ATVs ain’t near so snarly when daddy ain’t got no job
to pay to have them play
Giant SUVs are fading away, unable to compete, just like the
them brontosauri
Less drunken numbnuts on financed jetskis are showing up
down to the ER ever summer
Spoiled tweenies scattering daddy’s money at the malls are
hardly even seen these days
Only a few hardy climate change skeptics still fight on,
armed only with their thermostats
Just the rarest free market healthcare blathering is still
heard outside of libertarian radio
Fat, damn, pushy, multi-minority women managers are fading
away, right along with our prosperity
Shiny, porky, spin doctors on pain meds may finally lose
their grip upon our consciousness
But them failed and wornout liberal socialist policies of
the past are forgotten just as well
Cosmetically-enhanced parasitic real estate agents in shiny
new cars are disappearing
Greasy lying car salesmen are drying up standing around
outside closed down dealerships
Itchy apartment cowboys have gunned way-loud, ugly pickups
off into a last bleary sunset
Dumbass Harleys are finally going blissfully silent with
their loans so far underwater
Even effete luxury yacht owners are scuttling their crafts
due to these awful economics
Changing times are sadly grounding more and more useless,
un-muffled, toy private planes
Some are even questioning the wisdom of paying $2-300 a
month just for a phone
Petcare specialists are suffering along with life coaches,
beauticians and pedicurists
We witness proudly-ignorant construction workers being
excreted from the middle class
No longer do we hear of expensive solutions to the
unsubstantiated issue of CO2 emissions
Cockamamie government funding of the arts and the children
of the poor are disappearing
Half-baked notions of some green world have been dampened by
the real needs of our economy
Sucking-up middle managers are morphing into overly-chatty
but useless home store clerks
Bold credit card debtors try futilely to become balance-free
deadbeats with no lender appeal
Our Best and Brightest who actually weren’t, look to start
over at trading carbon offsets
Chinese peasant factory workers no longer enjoy 14 hour
workdays and sadly return home
The mega-churches are scaling back on expansion plans and
reviewing their portfolios
Ill-conceived and grandiose climate change mitigation plans
have quietly been shelved
Socialist sustainability fantasies have rightly given way to
cutting red tape to save family jobs
Newspapers are being recycled into alternate-fact blogs and
corporate entertainment
Poor illegal aliens will shortly attain a majority and have
bloodlessly taken all of our places
We have deemed institutions that have already failed us as
too big for us to permit to fail
Secretaries are no longer buying rental units or doing quick
fix-ups for fast-profit flipping
Far right wingers are finding abortion much more palatable
for our Non-Aryan intruders
Squishy, vegan tree-huggers are finally seeing over-hyped
organic foods as way overpriced
Looks like even gods chosen people have earned a place on the short list of vanishing
breeds
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