And there is a market-based solution for every ill…
Filthy, unplanned, sprawling slums girdling the worlds
cities surely pose no global threat
This purported mass extinction does not implicate humanity
in a bogus global holocaust
Those who view man as a plague upon their neutered New Age
paradise deserve our scorn
Our growing population certainly does not threaten some
storybook eco-loco balance
Aliens would not view the flowering of humanity as a
swarming of maggots upon the earth
Our rightful ascendancy is wrongly seen by the green zombies
as destructive and temporary
We are properly concerned first and primarily with the
economies which feed our good families
War is not some outdated, insane societal flaw but an
ethical, moral and genetic imperative
Man is no cancer spreading to threaten fairytale, otherwise
healthy and stable ecosystems
Our progress is not intimately bound to the degradation of
air, water, soil and biodiversity
Look, capitalism simply mirrors nature’s unassailable law of
survival of the fittest
Socialist planning is not the answer to the overblown
problems invented by the squishes
Our corporate fishing fleets certainly do not constitute
some vast strip-mining of the seas
Worldwide rain forest timber harvests simply are not as
destructive as a vocal minority claims
Spreading deserts and melting ice are natural phenomena to
which we can adapt, if necessaery
Adding artificial taxes on emissions quickly taints the
purity of the sublime free market system
Damming and channelizing rivers for water, flood control and
power are not at all acts of evil
Blowing soil erosion along with heavy doses of fertilizers,
pesticides and fossil water is not sinful
Our triumphantly-righteous spread is falsely viewed by
whimpering vegans as totally unsustainable
Their twisted world view labels nearly all of our progress
as some kind of malignant metastization
They would have our families crouch in cold darkness chewing
on rotten organic vegetables
Our economic growth cannot reasonably be described as a
blind and greedy self-destruction
Unlike microbes on Agar plates, human numbers are not
governed by kings or natural resources
Their Chicken Little fables of earthly collapse are tactics
to stifle our sincere efforts at progress
Providing honest clean coal energy at low prices to
consumers is no crime against humanity
Eco scare tactics are mostly used to preserve their elite
viewsheds and keep out the working class
Our civilization is certainly no scabby pox upon some
illusory pristine and perfect earth
For the love of god, we must actually quicken development to
feed our growing numbers
Human society is not some temporary destructive aberration
which must soon disappear
Our survival is not intimately linked to that of the lower
microbes, plants or even animals
We most certainly are not selfishly dumping problems beyond
our abilities upon future generations
It is immoral to label the, likely only temporary, side
effects of our progress as wanton devastation
Hey, we could all still be hunter-gatherers shivering in
caves with barely fire and dogs on our sides
Our tools, society and unique souls have separated us from
the beasts and there is no going back
The future generations they say we are abandoning will
revere our works with awestruck wonder
So-called habitat destruction is actually the flowering of
the culture ordained by our one true god
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