We want stimulating and secure jobs that pay well with lots
of free and untaxed health benefits
Yes, and my devotion to my children should be at least a
partial criteria for my promotions
We need lots of leisure time to share with our families free
from nagging financial worries
Don’t want OUR lives to be totally dominated by such
boring demands as work and money
Have to be able to focus on pleasure-seeking and still be
pushed up that organization
We should remain in line for fat bonuses without sacrificing
our wired online souls
Our precious
children shall remain as the first and most important priority of our lives
Wont sacrifice social networking for overly-long periods of
like, focused concentration
Striving to fulfill ourselves with an unending list of
quickly-forgotten adventure vacations
Still balancing work against life even though our jobs are
so quickly being offshored, forever
We demand that we be accommodated - Even as they have us
train our 3rd world replacements
More fast-food family time in front of corpro-entertainment
is what nurtures our spirits
We need space to assimilate the fractal twittering in which
we have immersed ourselves
More and more we choose to chat online over struggling with
whatever project schedules
A high self-esteem and vast sense of entitlement ensure that
we maintain a proper focus
We need to balance this work life with high CO2 emission
trips to extreme sports venues
The Music is important and streaming services are setting us
free from tired office slavery
Just got to have an investment home but there’s no time to
try and learn to take care of it
Looking for more, over the screaming kids and squawking
media during our own free time
We demand a richly rewarding sex life, colorful
entertainment and a good night’s sleep
Need time to shuttle children to and fro and it better not
be held against me by the boss
Quite happy using a negative savings rate for all the best in
life, which we so richly deserve
They simply must keep increasing our benefits without ever
mentioning any higher taxes
No way are we letting our short and precious time here be
frittered away on trivial jobs
If they expect me to learn some lame new skills they better
be paying me to do it from home
Going to free up some home gaming time nuking instant
dinners and setting paper plates
Look, my kids and family are what’s important but I’ll sue
if I don’t get the raise he does
You might be my boss, yet I answer only to my personal
savior during our private dialogs
You best care for Mother and insure my kids without some
death panel healthcare takeover
Won’t fret over the fine print technical details if there’s
a catchy sound bite available
Gotta balance my tired job, sullen offspring and lying
greasy politicians with hyped media events
Looking for more than being a veal calf in some prairie dog
cube farm, even if it’s in hi-def 3D
Went to a couple yoga classes and got a few cotton shopping
bags around here somewhere
Wont see me end up eating and draining thru tubes
that are changed out by low-paid immigrants
Eyeing a 300 hp hybrid and thinking about subsidized solar
on top of my un-insulated roof
Looking way beyond the mundane rat race almost every Sunday
down at our mega-church
So, you can tell I do see there’s so much more to life and that I carefully
balance, Having It All
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