Showing posts with label canned enlightenment. Show all posts
Showing posts with label canned enlightenment. Show all posts

Thursday, September 22, 2011

Veil Of Marketing Illusion

Ongoing deep discounts, sales, clearances and special offers build a sense of permanence
Continuous anticipation of quickly-forgotten weekends, holidays and vacations sustains us
The very newest constantly beckons us forward into a quite-obviously, endless tomorrow
A thousand advertisements draw each of us warmly into that timeless consumer firelight

Soothing background music hypnotically imprints us with eternal marketing mantras
Careful spins reformat issues into sound bites that the average 3rd grader can easily digest
Within this media immersion, we dream ourselves passing thru eternity at these daily lives
Homogenized spokesmen blend seamlessly to envelop us in an easily-accepted and secure cocoon

Our lifestyles have reached a permanent climax in the pleasure-seeking 3 minute present
We pre-consciously dismiss evidence contradicting the eternal happily-ever-after diorama
The circle of family and friends bonds us tightly to a shared dream of unending belonging
The void lies almost totally obscured and unconsidered behind our colorful veil of illusion

We need only strive thru all time at becoming the beautiful models their ads portray for us
The infinite circle of merchant-stoked holidays fosters in us a comforting notion of immortality
Together we tread the great wheel of relaxation, refreshment and entertainment
And our bright mega-churches finance a seamless transition to a familiar eternal paradise

Next week’s episodes draw us forward smoothly without any static-filled interruptions
Stopping to smell the roses as we grab the gusto while living for today totally occupies us
The unknowable actual number of our iterations allows us to assume we perform an infinite loop
Cuddly and warm images help obscure the sharply-tattered edges that we must rightly ignore

The afterlife is marketed as the ultimate in all-inclusive vacations in a truly eternal paradise
Those who pass away are expensively packaged for the exciting but safe trip to come
Our powerful mass hypnosis mostly keeps any consciousness of the eternal void at bay
The rapid pace of change obscures well the tiny hourglass filling in right over top of us

The nattering of bobbing media heads lulls us into a comfortable sense of security
Advertiser-safe news holds our focus adjusted safely inside the blinders they so cannily provide
The cartoon theme of Personal Responsibility keeps the disaffected securely in the game
Sacrificing our reason frees us from agitating contemplation of any cracks in the mirror

There is absolutely no reason to think that this consumer lifestyle cycle will ever cease
We walk this treadmill seeing a well-lit and unending path towards the happily-ever-after
Socialists and creationists equally shielded from the near absolute zero of utter black emptiness
Even on our deathbeds we rest assured of an eternal well-being within these shared illusions

Wednesday, September 14, 2011

A high self-esteem and vast sense of entitlement

We want stimulating and secure jobs that pay well with lots of free and untaxed health benefits
Yes, and my devotion to my children should be at least a partial criteria for my promotions
We need lots of leisure time to share with our families free from nagging financial worries
Don’t want OUR lives to be totally dominated by such boring demands as work and money

Have to be able to focus on pleasure-seeking and still be pushed up that organization
We should remain in line for fat bonuses without sacrificing our wired online souls
Our precious children shall remain as the first and most important priority of our lives
Wont sacrifice social networking for overly-long periods of like, focused concentration

Striving to fulfill ourselves with an unending list of quickly-forgotten adventure vacations
Still balancing work against life even though our jobs are so quickly being offshored, forever
We demand that we be accommodated - Even as they have us train our 3rd world replacements
More fast-food family time in front of corpro-entertainment is what nurtures our spirits

We need space to assimilate the fractal twittering in which we have immersed ourselves
More and more we choose to chat online over struggling with whatever project schedules
A high self-esteem and vast sense of entitlement ensure that we maintain a proper focus
We need to balance this work life with high CO2 emission trips to extreme sports venues

The Music is important and streaming services are setting us free from tired office slavery
Just got to have an investment home but there’s no time to try and learn to take care of it
Looking for more, over the screaming kids and squawking media during our own free time
We demand a richly rewarding sex life, colorful entertainment and a good night’s sleep

Need time to shuttle children to and fro and it better not be held against me by the boss
Quite happy using a negative savings rate for all the best in life, which we so richly deserve
They simply must keep increasing our benefits without ever mentioning any higher taxes
No way are we letting our short and precious time here be frittered away on trivial jobs

If they expect me to learn some lame new skills they better be paying me to do it from home
Going to free up some home gaming time nuking instant dinners and setting paper plates
Look, my kids and family are what’s important but I’ll sue if I don’t get the raise he does
You might be my boss, yet I answer only to my personal savior during our private dialogs

You best care for Mother and insure my kids without some death panel healthcare takeover
Won’t fret over the fine print technical details if there’s a catchy sound bite available
Gotta balance my tired job, sullen offspring and lying greasy politicians with hyped media events
Looking for more than being a veal calf in some prairie dog cube farm, even if it’s in hi-def 3D

Went to a couple yoga classes and got a few cotton shopping bags around here somewhere
Wont see me end up eating and draining thru tubes that are changed out by low-paid immigrants
Eyeing a 300 hp hybrid and thinking about subsidized solar on top of my un-insulated roof
Looking way beyond the mundane rat race almost every Sunday down at our mega-church

So, you can tell I do see there’s so much more to life and that I carefully balance, Having It All

Wednesday, July 20, 2011

Our Paternalistic Libertarianism

Continuously improve existing social programs with replacement by trickle-down tax cuts for the rich
Save maybe a few of the very last redwoods but enforce the right to life under a penalty of death
Preserve our future with pre-school handgun training and creationism studies for 3rd graders
Subsidize solar power but, by god, make sure you also hurry up and Drill Baby Drill!

Mandate universal freemarket healthcare with no government regulation, rationing or death panels
End stripmining and clearcutting while keeping federal agencies totally out of private business
Let them recycle to save the planet, but maintain a smirking sarcasm aimed at the clueless squishes
Wrist-slap the bankers but guarantee new terms on their equity-robbed, underwater home loans

Disgorge pre-masticated mouthfuls of difficult decisions but let them go in-depth with alt-right news
Preserve our precious fresh water without any burdensome and intrusive regulations
Establish gay marriage but subject them all to an ongoing, evangelical, christian healing
Dump your trash in the woods as vegans recycle paper to china to make more of your packaging

Ban flag burning but continue letting the government spy on us in secret, with total impunity
End the grocery meat holocaust but without raising the price of our kid’s beloved hot dogs
So save the damn earth but don’t you dare alter the consumer lifestyle of our precious families
Maybe gift Wall Street a phony Cap and Trade market but without forcing any emissions reductions

Teach your sons to fish but don’t enforce the pollution laws so that they might eat what they catch
Convert the government to Spanish for latino votes even while forcefully expelling all those illegales
Purchase plenty of room in commercial prisons after we graduate the fatherless as amoral illiterates
No new taxes ever, but spread car rebates, bank bailouts and loan guarantees all around

Support noble freedom fighters everywhere but crush out all those fanatical terrorist insurgents
Answer the enemy’s illegal invasions with our own pre-emptively defensive wars of liberation
Encourage a reasoned public debate but control it with distorted, donor-funded 30 second soundbites
Destroy unfair foreign trade barriers to allow free export of lobbyists government subsidized products

End abortion murders but continue to ignore the 40% born as bastards to our blessed mothers
Bring God into our government but keep its fool regulations way the hell out of our businesses
In private talks with personal saviors, decide to make war upon the evil fundamentalist jihadis
Call for independent thinking while encouraging their pointless immersion in corporate sports

Cut these wasteful liberal social programs but don’t leave a single child behind at school
Talk of our great love of peace but spend more on weapons than all the other lands combined
Foster a free-range cowboy spirit in those living in dank apartment burrows of suburban wastelands
Scorn the liberal media conspiracy with a thousand conservative, evangelical, fake-news tweets

Encourage math and science while ridiculing scientists from mass entertainment/news pulpits
Proudly stamp Packaged In America on the cheapest imports that you can negligently offshore
Restore their lost but noble native culture through gambling, tobacco, fireworks and liquor
Trumpet Personal Responsibility while creating huge government deficits for their children

Get the mercury out of our kids brains without needless regulation of patriotic coal power plants
Nurture the fragile economy while degrading every natural system that supports it very existence