Outsourcing clears the way
for our workers to enjoy the better jobs of tomorrow
Smile behind the register, Put on this checkered shirt, ID
on all tobacco and beer sales
Put some more gas in the mower, Scrape the paint off that
window frame, Break is over
Shovel that gravel over here, Get off your ass, Put out that
cigarette, Go stand over there
Vacuum that hall, Pile up them bean cans, Roll that patient
over, Clean out these bedpans
Carry that ladder over there, Empty all them trash cans,
Bring the rest of those plates in
Mop the floor when nobody’s here, Re-stock the candy bars,
Check on the Mountain Dew
Don’t gossip with the delivery men, Don’t insult the drunks,
We don’t give vacations
Go sweep up those potato chips, Pick up all them cigarette
butts, Put back these tampons
Sort out the rotten vegetables, Get rid of that spoiled
chicken, Clean out those cages
Now bring in the sleeper couch, Put that chest over there,
Go and wash out the dumpster
Say Hello to all the customers, Count out what they
give and their change, Always say Thank You
Unroll that sod over there, Shovel that sidewalk, That sink
is not clean, Fumigate the hall
Tear out this old carpet, Don’t waste any paint, Pick up all
those branches, No sunglasses
Don’t waste those rags, Clean that 3rd story
window, Get the snow off that overhang
Pick up the trash on the gas island, Put more hot dogs in
the roaster, Don’t be so loud
Bundle up this cardboard, Get off your cell, You pay for
them tools, First buy a uniform
Keep the coffee pot half full, Clean the bathroom every 2
hours, Don’t let them kids steal
Act like you’re busy, Don’t be late again, There’s no work
today, Wait and wash up later
Don’t waste paper towels, Trim that bush over there, You
keep off their carpet,
Park down the street, Take down your pictures, No personal calls, Your wife isn’t covered
No internet access, Say your boss isn’t available, Just tell
them you don’t make the rules
It’s company policy, Jokes are for your own time, Show Gupta
here how to do your job
There’s no benefits for you contractors, Your future isn’t
my problem, Grind off this rust
Stop looking bored, Take out those earbuds, Keep filling
their water glasses, Be quiet now
Crawl down there and clean it out, Climb up there and get
that branch, You missed a spot
Go caulk that window, Sand this some more, Take off your
hat, Lose the gum
Spread this glue in the closet, scrape off this old floor,
Shut up or you’re fired right now
Clean up the spill on 7, This food ain’t for you, Put on
your name tag, Hide that tattoo
Don’t slap the gropers, Get your kid out of here, Go fix
your hair, You need this job?
Clean them with this solvent, Break down them cartons, Brush
out the pool
No radios here, Go outside to eat, Unclog that urinal, You
wanna get deported?
Cut those chickens faster, Wade out and get that, Pick up
the scraps, Seal this tile
Scrub under the fryer mat, Do them pots again, Go move your
car, Clean these brushes
Reach down in there, Hold this for me, Get me the new one,
Keep that light still
Don’t get surly with me, Spray this stuff on the weeds, Stay
outside, Bring in my tools
Gonna have to let you go, Don’t come back tomorrow, Call me
in a week or so
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