The former Precious
Phildren
Arrived late and unaware of what I should have already done
Smashed up somebody’s car without any money or insurance
Lost the paperwork for that other real important application
It’s all good
Shrunk the girlfriend’s favorite sweater small enough to fit
a doll
Drove the car with squeaking brakes until they could not be
fixed
Dropped beer cans, butts and wrappers all over and then we
drove away
It’s all good
Moved to another rental, left a mess and didn’t pay the
utilities
Stayed up ‘til 4 with music blaring, through the neighbor’s
windows
Plastered my beater with plastic decals, broke down, then
walked away
It’s all good
Lived on fast food and froot-loops and forgot to take out
the trash
Financed my life on credit cards and invested in gaming
equipment
Partied at college for a few years and almost got a
worthless degree
It’s all good
Proved myself incompetent at work though regularly late and
often sick
Did not finish some lame project that others were depending
on
Tried to do a trick on some extreme toy and shattered my
wrist
It’s all good
Got fat before I got old while laughing at my parents from
the couch
Paid hundreds for my shoes and left them carelessly,
somewhere behind
Got all my term papers from some website and dude, I never
even read them
It’s all good
Went off to California to become a trick pro snowboarder
Crept back to mommie’s house next spring with a bent and
broken shoulder
Bought a crotch rocket on credit and the very first day I
lost it on a curve
It’s all good
Had no money for the dentist until my tooth really started
hurting
Had two bad temporary jobs and learned to talk an imitation
blues
Got an iPod, a cell phone and a gaming laptop but I really
hate to read
It’s all good
I’m off the Ritalin and Prozac that my parents forced on me
for years
Now I calm my self with shooters and self-medicate with BC
bud
I can really skateboard if your company has an opening
It’s all good
The doors don’t work on my car but my speakers cost 500 each
Not into history and all that shit that happened back like
in the ‘60s
Looking for more out of life than what my parents expect
from me
It’s all good
Despite reality, we retain our positive self images and play
well together
Got a couple STDs and maybe a little brain damage from X and
the huffing
Looking for my own path in life and volunteering at a Meth
lab
It’s all good
Don’t have a need to do the math and I don’t carry any books
Stimulated my brain with Grand Theft and that badass Puff
Daddy
I’m really quite alert even though my eyes remain cast down
and closed
It’s all good
Left my messes in the kitchen until my roommates all raged
Put the garbage in the yard and then the dogs spread it all
around
Cigarettes can’t really hurt me and it’s ok to stay out in
the sun
It’s all good
Lost my driver’s license last year at some big rave party
Left home but hooked up with Jerry’s kids to follow Phish
all around
Into instant messaging and Twitter keeps me in touch with
reality
It’s all good
Went to private school and had my own tutor so everybody
sees I’m
special
Dyed my hair and pierced my navel and put tattoos on my
tongue
Sleeping late and then eating heavily is the way to start
the day
It’s all good
Shared music files and network gaming are raising my
consciousness
Ordering takeout Thai from my support job saves me time to
tweet
Drove the other car my dad gave me until it wouldn’t go no
more
It’s all good
Don’t know how the old people got so fat and bald and slow
Spend my time on couches killing electronic thugs and
monsters
My friend said her dad’s computer had a virus right after we
just used it
It’s all good
I’ve got good taste in food and make $11 an hour on the
phone with losers
Sold my guitar amp on eBay but never got the money
It’s like, hey, whatever, just because I can’t find Somfukinstan
on a map
It’s all good
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