Our sacred
property rights guarantee we can bulldoze no-money-down land for
short-term profits
Nobody
would even dare raise the immoral question of taxing our sacred
religious franchises
The
government cannot alter our blessed constitutional rights by banning
assault weapons
Earnings
go to private enterprise and pointless cleanup is simply intrusive
liberal over-regulation
Christ
belongs within our government – But you best keep the damn
government out of our business
Abortion
is a mortal sin but our 4 in 10 fatherless children can
be ignored as simply God’s Will
Federal
agencies can freely invade any citizen’s privacy and, yes, they may
do so in utmost secrecy
Habitat
and species preservation are not the responsibility of either
government or business
Even
if it were not a junk science hoax, climate change is far too complex
and expensive to address
We
do not torture but know that advanced interrogation methods
saved thousands of American lives
You
must believe that our bailouts prevented the collapse of the world
economy into depression
Spending
more on our military than all other countries combined is
unquestionably beyond discussion
It
is my god-given constitutional right to use an idling 5 ton SUV as my
own personal air-conditioner
Regulating
and taxing marijuana would surely increase hard drug use and lead to
further moral decay
Expenses
of clean air and water are neither the concern of business nor the
province of government
Fostering
profit-motivated solutions will ensure the best healthcare for our
poor, sick and elderly
Free
market-based pursuit of individual and corporate happiness blindly
optimizes our family lives
Voluntary
industry guidelines are far more effective than any heavy-handed
government regulation
Though
evolution is an unproven theory, survival of the fittest does
apply to our free enterprise
We
may blithely discount the opinions and beliefs of foreigners from our
god-granted higher ground
Inviting
industry leaders to create government policy behind closed doors
fosters democracy
Globalization
is inevitable and leads almost altruistically to different
lives for everyone
Clean
coal is a viable and green, thrifty and quick solution to attain our
energy independence
The
economic benefits of tax breaks for the richest trickle down to lift
the disadvantaged below
Look,
the bible plainly states that marriage is a contract, valid only
between a man and a woman
We
are duty-bound to increase our population to counter the growth of
our potential enemies
We
are a nation of laws - Laws that we may footnote with signing
statements and failure to fund
Outsourced
workers must take Personal Responsibility for their own
retirement and healthcare needs
Companies
must shed their pension obligations to remain competitive in the
global marketplace
We
must pay closeted CEOs millions or we will lose their immeasurable
but irreplaceable talent
We
feel we are getting the same engineering expertise overseas at a mere
fraction of the cost
Our
nonrefundable bonuses based on short term stock price clearly enhance
the future of society
Voluntary
recycling is a merit badge decision which remains of dubious value to
any free society
Real
estate developers and their salesmen work conscientiously to better
all of our futures
Entrepreneurs
who hire illegales do not contribute to some non-violent takeover of
our land
All
of our exceptionist policies are based upon the reality of our status
as god’s one chosen people
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