Showing posts with label What me worry?. Show all posts
Showing posts with label What me worry?. Show all posts

Thursday, September 22, 2011

Veil Of Marketing Illusion

Ongoing deep discounts, sales, clearances and special offers build a sense of permanence
Continuous anticipation of quickly-forgotten weekends, holidays and vacations sustains us
The very newest constantly beckons us forward into a quite-obviously, endless tomorrow
A thousand advertisements draw each of us warmly into that timeless consumer firelight

Soothing background music hypnotically imprints us with eternal marketing mantras
Careful spins reformat issues into sound bites that the average 3rd grader can easily digest
Within this media immersion, we dream ourselves passing thru eternity at these daily lives
Homogenized spokesmen blend seamlessly to envelop us in an easily-accepted and secure cocoon

Our lifestyles have reached a permanent climax in the pleasure-seeking 3 minute present
We pre-consciously dismiss evidence contradicting the eternal happily-ever-after diorama
The circle of family and friends bonds us tightly to a shared dream of unending belonging
The void lies almost totally obscured and unconsidered behind our colorful veil of illusion

We need only strive thru all time at becoming the beautiful models their ads portray for us
The infinite circle of merchant-stoked holidays fosters in us a comforting notion of immortality
Together we tread the great wheel of relaxation, refreshment and entertainment
And our bright mega-churches finance a seamless transition to a familiar eternal paradise

Next week’s episodes draw us forward smoothly without any static-filled interruptions
Stopping to smell the roses as we grab the gusto while living for today totally occupies us
The unknowable actual number of our iterations allows us to assume we perform an infinite loop
Cuddly and warm images help obscure the sharply-tattered edges that we must rightly ignore

The afterlife is marketed as the ultimate in all-inclusive vacations in a truly eternal paradise
Those who pass away are expensively packaged for the exciting but safe trip to come
Our powerful mass hypnosis mostly keeps any consciousness of the eternal void at bay
The rapid pace of change obscures well the tiny hourglass filling in right over top of us

The nattering of bobbing media heads lulls us into a comfortable sense of security
Advertiser-safe news holds our focus adjusted safely inside the blinders they so cannily provide
The cartoon theme of Personal Responsibility keeps the disaffected securely in the game
Sacrificing our reason frees us from agitating contemplation of any cracks in the mirror

There is absolutely no reason to think that this consumer lifestyle cycle will ever cease
We walk this treadmill seeing a well-lit and unending path towards the happily-ever-after
Socialists and creationists equally shielded from the near absolute zero of utter black emptiness
Even on our deathbeds we rest assured of an eternal well-being within these shared illusions

Monday, July 4, 2011

Never Quite Living Within Our Means

Been asking how them 3rd worlders get by on less than we spend on a damn dog that we just ignore
Discovered we had made our full share of fool, empty noise and then some - Quite a while ago
Financing smaller portions of our happiness lately as it always seems to go stale so quickly now
Got too little righteousness left to keep demanding that everybody else listen to our wise counsel

Even started to consider paying interest on the vast debt we’ve lavished upon our descendants
Trying to find some homemade alternatives to unaffordably eating out 6 or 7 times a week
Laying off the yardmen, oilchangers maids, doggroomers pedicurists, lifecoaches and whatnot
Stopped trying to export morality when we finally realized our own precious children aint got none

Stunned to see we cant afford to keep on doubling our sacred arms spending every ten years
Radicals among us are questioning $100 a month just sos the kids can send unlimited texts
The perpetual $150 cable and internet plans are raisin our outsourced eyebrows, as well
Even wondering if our vast good fortune might not be just dumb luck, and not gods divine blessing

Shrill voices are whining that Middle East war and oil dollars should stay right here at home
Gonna step away from this ratcheting, underwater mortgage we’ve re-fied twice for free money
I’ll get a less expensive lease on a new car and then walk away from that tired, 3 year-old dog
To maintain a competitive financial position, even our banks stopped paying their own debts

We’re savin big on generic cigarettes, beer, hamburg and chips – And, Hell, we’re gettin by
Learning thrift, gambling with my 401k on the market and getting point1% interest at the bank
Realizing we must become experts in complex financial cons and medical insurance billing scams
And now even TV says you cant finance the lifestyle of the rich and famous on a negative savings rate

There are even some whispers that we cant afford to act out as world cowboy sheriff no more
Let em go ahead and repo the snowmobile and jetski and the OHV - They’re trashed anyway
Getting our house in order by slashing education, environment and child welfare spending
Realizing we need to welcome foreign workers to come help pay for our forced early retirements

Cutting costs not having the Chinese build em better than they have to be, or even ever to be fixed
Emerging competitive from bankruptcy by reneging on all promised retiree benefit obligations
Showing financial sense by strategically defaulting on my fortune in mindless credit card debt
Wondering about all those worn-but-once clothes hanging there catching dust in the wife’s closet

Supporting drilling deregelation cause gas prices are way too high for the honest working man
Its becoming clear that Clean Coal is The quick and cheap, green way to energy independence
Started bringing lunch from home now and again, and, Hey, it ain’t even really all that bad
Demanding a smaller government, under God, but you best keep your hands off of my Medicare

Postponing water, sewer and power, school and dam, road and bridge funding until way later
Some are suggesting that even ever more school money will never be enough to replace parenting
Forgoing dental care, prescription drugs and doctor visits sos we can just pay the rent and eat
Yep, finally startin to realize that Within our means dont really mean With no money down