They finally got that knee jerk reaction towards blacks
somewhat under conscious control
Not automatically hating real estate agents, politicians,
lawyers or even bankers on sight
They gave up the ugly stereotypes of those pushing all their
stuff around in dirty grocery carts
Probably every conservative doesn’t live solely on a
spiritual diet of angry sound bites
The visible fact that they are extremely ugly may just no
longer cost them every promotion
Never again will we be forced into war by the jealousy of
our own, the one and only, true God
Don’t get nauseous now from men dressed only in spandex
grape holders, kissing on parade floats
Stopped up that inner voice that always screamed FAT,
FAT, FAT when talking to an obese person
Won’t tighten up in anger just hearing some foreign language
speakers in our clean town park
Quelled the autonomous shut-down reaction they always had to
wornout socialist planning ideas
Don’t unconsciously under-rate those pushy and loud-mouthed
short people anymore
Quit labeling climate zealots as misguided zombies in a
costly plot to end our sovereignty
Learned not to resent the tenured and incompetent, leaned-in
Mommies now in charge
Aren’t quite as ready to bomb baby killers in their godless
abortion clinics in Jesus’ name
Got around to thinking that likely all neegros aren’t
inferior, addicted, whoring and lazy bastards
And blacks no longer view the flood of illegales as trying
to steal their welfare birthrights
Feeling maybe the French couldn’t really be such clueless,
yellow, old-European snobs
Not as callously dismissing Compassionate Conservatism by
simply reviewing its historical results
Wont be teasing, taunting and beating the geeks and
scientists quite as often as we used to
Maybe those battered old Hondas really don’t threaten our
exceptionist 9 passenger SUV lifestyle
They can look right past that whatever race as easily as
they can ignore some damn sheethead
Stopped seeing every bumbling project manager as but a
whining, backbiting, ass-kissing loser
Even thinking how recycling, conservation and efficiency
might not just be some wacko conspiracy
Feeling more and more like lobbyists may be there to simply
try and help us all get along better
Don’t try to see just how close they can get their pickups to
them candy-ass bicyclists anymore
Aren’t calling the Clean Coal people the very embodiment of
all that is evil in the world right now
Stopped viewing illegal immigration as if it were some sort
of vast, liberal-backed invasion
Losing the urge to punch out those heavyset, shorthaired,
fatfaced butches with the cute girlfriends
Finally drinking the Self Responsibility Kool-Aid instead of
playing that oh-so tattered race card
Not thinking pushy Jews control finance and Hollywood while
pulling a holocaust on the Palestinians
Ended their bloody Jihads and now even tolerate other false
and unworthy Islamic sects
Wont commit more Tibetan-style genocides by Han replacement
and cultural extinction
Wont see voters as sheep to be bought with expensive,
dumbed-down, homey sound bites
Trying to stop accounting for employees simply as costs to
be slashed to earn even more fat bonuses
Promising to look the handicapped in the eyes but not remake
the world in their crippled images
No longer view their elders as irrelevant, senile fools with a duty to just get
out of the way and die
